what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke
(via sadfat15)
how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active
(via imissohiosomuch)
ironically-awesome-sunglasses:
did anyone else ever notice that danny phantom
grew up to be chip skylark
who is actually joey richter
who is actually Flynn Rider
who is the son of miguel and tulio
omg
reblogging this every time i see it
OMG
(via sadfat15)
(via imissohiosomuch)
me when someone tries to explain math
that comment is so accurate it hurts
(via embers-fade)
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
(via sadfat15)
i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
(via teadinosaur)
i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
(via princesszoeh)